New lines for dog people · worldwide shipping

THREE LEGS, ZERO LIMITS

Text tees for dog people — the lines you say at the park, on heavyweight cotton.

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Designed in-house · shipped worldwide · 12 shirt colors

A folded oatmeal heavyweight tee printed with a one-line dachshund and the words HOT DOG, stacked on an oak desk beside a carved linocut block, an ink roller and inky paw prints in morning light Three Legs, Zero Limits — Heavy Cotton Tee $22.99

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Tees, sweats and goods for people who point at every dog on the street.

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Tees Tees54 From $22.99 Women's Women's18 From $22.99 Sweatshirts Sweatshirts18 From $34.99 Hoodies Hoodies18 From $42.00
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New lines and dog drops land on Instagram first.

Follow @thewagfloof A pencil sketch of letterforms on cream paper on an oak desk in morning light, with a dachshund's nose peeking over the edge — from @thewagfloof on Instagram

New drops

New lines, washed colors, one good dog per shirt.

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Anatomy of a Good Boy — Hoodie — Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt — in White
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Anatomy of a Good Boy — Hoodie

$42.00
French Bulldog Field Guide No. 04 — Crewneck Sweatshirt — Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt — in White
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French Bulldog Field Guide No. 04 — Crewneck Sweatshirt

$34.99
Loyal — Heavy Cotton Tee — Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee — in White
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Loyal — Heavy Cotton Tee

$22.99
Three Legs, Zero Limits — Women's Softstyle Tee — Women's Softstyle Tee — in White
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Three Legs, Zero Limits — Women's Softstyle Tee

$22.99
Anatomy of a Good Boy — Comfort Colors 1717 Tee — Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt — in White
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One design, 12 shirt colors.

Same art, your color. Garment-dyed cotton that feels broken-in from the very first wear.

Color — White
$31.99 Choose your size
  • Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Soft-hand front print
  • Ships worldwide

Words first. Dogs always.

Every shirt starts with a line we'd actually say out loud.

  1. The line — original wagfloof studio photograph

    The line

    A sentence you've said at the park, or thought about your dog at 2 a.m.

  2. The dog — original wagfloof studio photograph

    The dog

    Original art drawn for wagfloof. Never a stock photo, never a borrowed meme.

  3. The shirt — original wagfloof studio photograph

    The shirt

    Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton with a soft-hand print that settles into the fabric.

  4. The fit — original wagfloof studio photograph

    The fit

    Unisex, relaxed, and made to be worn until it feels like yours.

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Most orders arrive within 5–10 business days in the US and 7–15 internationally. You'll get tracking by email as soon as your order leaves.
Unisex and true to size with a slightly relaxed fit. Between sizes or want it oversized? Size up. Chest measurements are in the size guide on our Shipping page.
Send a photo to hello@wagfloof.com within 30 days and we'll replace or refund it. No forms, no drama. Change-of-mind returns aren't offered, except where your local consumer law gives you that right — EU/UK customers have 14 days (see Refund policy).
To 60+ countries — the US, Canada, the UK, every EU country, Australia and more (the full list is in the checkout country menu), tracked from the US. Shipping is calculated at checkout before you pay. US orders: no import fees. Elsewhere: the carrier may collect local VAT/duties on delivery.
Soft-hand, full-color and built to settle into the cotton — not sit on top of it. Wash inside out, hang dry, and it'll keep its shape.
Not yet. Every wagfloof line starts in-house. If you have a good dog and a good line, send it to hello@wagfloof.com — we read everything.

Good dogs.Loud tees.No small talk.

heavyweight cotton · tracked worldwide

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